Yippee-ki-yay

Mike and I just finished watching our second full movie series (the first was the Bourne series, which I never blogged about). We watched the Die Hard quadrilogy (which is my way of saying there were four movies). Here is a little summary of each movie by me, and a picture for each (which will show you the progression of Bruce Willis from the 80s to now).

Die Hard

note the somewhat receding hairline in the picture

It's Christmas Eve (probably 1988... my first Christmas as a human being on this planet). John McClane flies to visit his wife (who has been estranged). Everyone is held hostage. John is loose in the buiding. John finds bad guys. John kills bad guys. John kills bad guys in an elevator shaft. John's wife decides she wants to go by Holly McClain instead of by her maiden name she was using before. John saves the day. Yippee-ki-yay.

Die Harder

note the hairline receded a tiny bit back

It's Christmas Eve (1989, although the movie was actually released in 1990). John is on his way to pick up his wife from the airport. John's wife is in air. John sees a bad guy. The bad guy tries to take over the airport. The bad guy wants a drug dealer. John sees more bad guys. John kills the bad guys. John kills a bad guy in an elevator shaft. John blows up the bad guys' plane. Holly's plane lands safely. John saves the day. Yippee-ki-yay.

Die Hard with a Vengeance

note the hairline made its way much further back

It's probably summer (1995). John McClane is two steps away from being a full blown alcoholic. Make that one. John has no wife. A bad guy blows up a building. The bad guy calls NYPD and wants to talk to John. John accepts the call. John gets sucked into a game of Simon Says. John almost gets killed by angry black guys but Zeus (Samuel L. Jackson) saves the day. Now Zeus must play Simon Says. The bad guy is the brother of the bad guy in the first movie. The bad guy wants money. John kills bad guys. John kills bad guys in an elevator. John stops the bad guy from getting the money. John saves the day. Yippee-ki-yay.

Live Free or Die Hard

note there is no longer a hairline to be had

It is summer (2007). John is spying on his daughter. His daughter uses her mom's maiden name. John gets a call on the way home. The police want John to pick up a bad guy. John goes to pick up the bad guy. The bad guy isn't really a bad guy. John and the "bad guy" get shot at by the real bad guys. John kills bad guys. John takes the "bad guy" to the FBI. The FBI doesn't want the "bad guy" because he isn't a bad guy. The bad guys destroy traffic. The bad guys shut down communication. John kills bad guys. John and the "bad guy" visit the warlock. John and the "bad guy" figure out the bad guys' next move. John and the "bad guy" find out the bad guys have John's daughter. John goes to save her daughter. John kills bad guys in an elevator shaft. John saves daughter. John's daughter says her last name is McClane. John saves the day. Yippee-ki-yay.