…Michigan!
Okay, actually, all the tulips are dead.
But we still went to Holland… Michigan.
Tennyson liked the drive a lot because he got to play with my iTouch… at least for the first couple of minutes before he fell asleep. Ah, the beauty of traveling during naptime.
We met my mom and dad at Nelis’ Dutch Village in Holland and walked around all the shops (or rather, shoppes) and attractions they had. We also paused briefly for some photo ops (what you should take away from that is to be prepared for a big photo bomb… there are lots of them).
Photo Op #1: Fishmongers
Photo Op #2: Royal Family Crest

Photo Op #3: Water Wheel


Photo Op #4: Delivered by a stork


Photo Op #5: The typical “stick your head in the hole and say cheese!”

or maybe it’s “stick your arm through the hole and laugh".

Photo Op #6: Giant Wooden Shoes


Speaking of wooden shoes, we got one quick snap of Tennyson wearing some before he flung them off to go play. They look pretty darling with his dinosaur socks… but they were too clunky to crawl around in.
The village also had some really awesome high chairs.
Awesome, no? The little hole in the bottom by his feet was a mystery to us until we saw one a little later on in an exhibit that had coals there to heat the baby toes. I can’t imagine living somewhere so cold that my baby’s little toesies needed warming at mealtime.
The village also had an authentic street organ which actually scared Tennyson a bit.

I don’t blame him, though. I learned at a young age it is best to be scared of street organs because often they are a trap and the sides will fall down and you’ll end up child-napped by this guy:

At least that’s what Chitty Chitty Bang Bang taught me.
He was not so scared of the bunny. He was a big fan. And they were for sale for 20 dollars. We did not buy the bunny. I babysat a rabbit for a friend once over a weekend and it died. Probably best for the bunny that we don’t bring it home.

We also found out today that my mom is not a witch. We put her on the village scale and the very (and I mean very) unenthusiastic demonstration-man announced she was not a witch. He then called her fat, I’m pretty sure…. it went a little like this:
Demonstration-man: finished putting weight on the scale “How tall are you?”
Mom: “5 foot 2”
Demonstration-man: points over at the weights he just loaded up “What does that tell you?”
Little does he know she just finished a half-marathon.

Once we knew that my mom was not a witch and was too much of a woman for unenthusiastic demonstration-man’s liking, we went down the road to the Windmill.

We got to go on a guided tour of the inside (I say that like it’s something special, but it is really open to everyone and runs like every 20 minutes…)
When the tour took us out to the balcony, Mike took some really cool shots. I have to give him the credit because he was the one who ventured out to the outer rail to get up. I clung to the inside wall. I’m not a fan of heights.


My mom also found her “grandma name” while we were there.
Meet Oma:

Cool sweatshirt, huh? We actually took that picture because the pin in the upper right hand says world’s greatest Oma. But it just kind of looks like we were just so in love with her sweatshirt that we needed a picture of it.
And because there haven’t been quite enough pictures, here are some other of my favorite Tennyson shots of the day.
Adorable:
“What do you think you are doing here, Mr. Pole?”:
“You wanna piece o’ me?”:
