October 19, 2011

An Important Announcement

Dear Family and Friends,

Fiske Inc. is proud to announce that we are fully engaged in the early development of our newest product, Baby 2.0, or  Baby #2. We expect this new product to be released this coming spring, May 2012.
While it is still in development and many particulars are unknown, we do know that Baby 2.0 will have several new features while preserving many of the current features that we know and love from our current model, Baby 1.0 (known colloquially as Tennyson).

What new features can I look forward to seeing?
  - Decreased Leakage. While this is a long shot, we hope that this product will excrete less superfluous waste as one complaint we received from the first model was excess diaper usage.
  - More Stable Sleep Function. Though we were finally able to work out the bugs in the sleep function of Baby 1.0 (which we use for optimal regeneration and relaxation), we hope to have stable sleep capabilities earlier on with the new product.
  - BabyInteract. With the release of our second generation product, the new BabyInteract software is designed to allow Baby 2.0 to fully integrate with Baby 1.0.
  - The largest change that is being studied is the possibility of using BabyGirl platform to develop the product. While we are thrilled with the results that we received by using BabyBoy in the development of Baby 1.0, it is possible that we will use the BabyGirl platform with this model. We expect to formally announce which platform will be used near Christmas 2011.

What old features will be maintained?
Given the success of our Baby 1.0 model there are many features we hope to maintain, including:
  - 10 fingers and 10 toes to maintain grasping and balance capabilities
  - BabyGrow: the growing patterns of Baby 2.0 are expected to vary slightly from that of Baby 1.0, but much will remain the same.
  - BabyLearn: this software will allow Baby 2.0 the same adaptation and developmental abilities that we’ve observed in Baby 1.0 and it is possible that there will be increased developmental speed in the new model.
  - Generally, it appears that most features of our BabyCute software used in Baby 1.0 will be compatible with Baby 2.0.

Our lead developer Nichelle is diligently working around the clock to ensure a timely release of Baby 2.0. Mike, leading our technical support staff, has been lending greater assistance in the day to day operations of Fiske Inc. while Nichelle attends to her new duties.

We are also happy to announce that in conjuncture with the release of Baby 2.0, our previous model Baby 1.0 will be receiving an update with the integration of Big Brother software which we hope will make Baby 1.0 fully compatible with Baby 2.0.

We appreciate the success and excitement that we have experienced since the release of Baby 1.0 and hope our consumers (especially Grandparents Inc.) will receive our new product with equal, if not greater, enthusiasm.

Thank you all for your ongoing support and patronage.
The Fiske Inc. Development Team
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8 comments:

  1. Boo-yah! Congratulations to you both! Some day in the soon-ISH future (emphasis on the very ambiguous "ISH") a competing company will emerge to rival that of yours.

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  2. cute! this is fabulous! you guys are so creative! Congrats on baby #2, this is great news!

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  3. That is awesome! You guys are hilarious. Hope 2.0 comes with all the features but regardless he/she probably doesn't come with a return policy... :)

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  4. This is the bets baby announcement I have ever read. I am thoroughly impressed. And also so happy for you guys! I can't get over how mature Tennyson is in his picture!! Congratulations!!

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  5. Congratulations!!!! Such an original way to let us know! I don't know if I'm eligible for an upgrade yet here or not, but as soon as I am, I would like to add to my collection here too!

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  6. I certainly hope you have GoodNatured 1.0 and HappyBaby 1.0 on Baby 2.0 as they were such a success with Baby 1.0! I am so happy for the both of you and the extended families. Oh, and ME, I'm happy for me, too! Love you!

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  7. Congrats! And I love the way you announced the news!

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  8. Hooray for me, a happy old model grammy who will join the production line for holding and loving every new model that comes forward! Hugs and kisses to all!

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