dear maggie,
we love you but
you are kind of a stinker.
girl,
you are driving us absolutely nuts.
because you never (and i really mean never)
stop eating.
seriously, child. you are almost ten months old.
you can probably go all night without needing milk.
ask around, i'm sure a few of your friends do.
(and while you are asking around,
i am sure you could find someone who will tell you
that it really is okay to be without your mom for two seconds.
some of your friends probably even prefer their dad.
just saying.)
and maggie, that tongue.
do you realize how often it sticks out of your mouth?
on a semi-related note,
please stop licking things.
it's gross.
(and please stop making us dig around in your mouth
just to figure out what exactly you found to eat this time.)
one last request.
stop being so stinkin' cute.
because you really are driving us crazy.
but those cheeks
and that smile
keep making us forget.
love,
mom and dad
p.s.
i think you might be driving your brother a little nuts, too.
stop stealing his food
and climbing on top of his head.
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